Frequently Asked Questions About Breaking Up

• How?
  • There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
    1. Just slip out the back, Jack
    2. Make a new plan, Stan
    3. You don't need to be coy, Roy
       • Just get yourself free
    4. Hop on the bus, Gus
       • You don't need to discuss much
    5. Just drop off the key, Lee
       • And get yourself free
    Paul Simon
• Why?
  • 'cause I don't think you know how I feel
    • I don't think you know what I feel
    • I don't think you know what I feel
    • You don't know what I feel
    Annie Lennox
• Why not?
  • 'Cause breaking up is hard to do
    Neil Sedaka
  • 'Cause you make me feel so brand new
    • And I want to spend my life with you
    Al Green