Franklin, Twain or Wilde?

     
The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
True friends stab you in the front.
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.