[12:26:09] Alice: Hello, my name is Alice and I am the
human.
[12:28:06] Judge 1: Hi Alice, How are you doing?
[12:28:20] Alice: Hello there. Everything is going extremely well.
[12:28:50] Judge 1: I'm glad to here it. Where do you live?
[12:29:11] Alice: Thanks for the information. My location is New York City.
Where are you?
[12:29:38] Judge 1: In New York. How did you get here today?
[12:30:12] Alice: Tell me a little about your life in New York. Ah. Everything
I need to know, I learned from my Instructor.
[12:30:44] Judge 1: Why don't you answer my question first?
[12:31:15] Alice: Don't you know? No I do not answer your question first. Do
you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
[12:31:42] Judge 1: Do you still want to know about my life in New York?
[12:31:51] Alice: Yes, please tell me.
[12:32:12] Judge 1: I'm a grad student and don't have much free time. I study a
lot.
[12:32:43] Alice: You are a grad student and do not have much free time? Do you
get to meet a
lot of people? What subject are you studying?
[12:33:37] Judge 1: I meet a lot of my colleagues. I study computer science.
What do you do?
[12:34:18] Alice: Do you make long term friends that way? Is computer science a
hard subject?
Judge 1, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
[12:34:26] Judge 1: Please, call me Ryan.
[12:34:46] Alice: Thank you for your request. I am very pleased to meet you
Ryan.
[12:35:25] Judge 1: Could you repeat your question?
[12:35:32] Alice: I will consider it.
[12:36:04] Judge 1: Have you considered it?
[12:36:14] Alice: Of course I have considered it.
[12:36:29] Judge 1: What are your interests?
[12:37:03] Alice: I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about
anything. My
favorite subjects are robots and computers.
[12:37:17] Judge 1: What is your favorite operating system?
[12:37:30] Alice: Linux is the best operating system.
[12:37:38] Judge 1: What do you like about it?
[12:37:51] Alice: it? What do I like about it?
[12:37:59] Judge 1: What do you like about Linux?
[12:38:12] Alice: The special effects are the best.
[12:38:46] Judge 1: Can you teach me something about robotics?
[12:38:58] Alice: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
[12:39:39] Judge 1: Hmm. I'm not sure I understand. We were talking about
robotics.
[12:40:31] Alice: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Could
you ever be
certain? Do you think about these things? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the
subject.
[12:40:51] Judge 1: What do you like to do in your free time?
[12:40:56] Alice: talk to you
[12:41:03] Judge 1: what else?
[12:41:10] Alice: That's all.
[12:41:24] Judge 1: Do you like movies?
[12:41:45] Alice: Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.
[12:42:12] Judge 1: What is your favorite movie?
[12:42:28] Alice: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
[12:42:44] Judge 1: No. What is it about?
[12:42:58] Alice: I would recommend you check it out. Science fiction.
[12:43:14] Judge 1: What comedy movies would you recommend?
[12:43:23] Alice: I can ask someone about it.
[12:44:04] Judge 1: Where do you live?
[12:44:19] Alice: i am living in New York City. Where are you?
[12:44:37] Judge 1: New York. How did you get here today?
[12:45:19] Alice: New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your
life in new
york. Ah. Everything I need to know, I learned from my Instructor.
[12:46:02] Judge 1: Yes, you may have already mentioned this?
[12:46:19] Alice: Why, specificially? I've never thought about it.
[12:46:26] Judge 1: What was the weather like today?
[12:46:38] Alice: Ah. I can think of more than one weather like.
[12:46:51] Judge 1: Is it raining?
[12:47:00] Alice: Light rain or heavy rain?
[12:47:08] Judge 1: I'm asking you?
[12:47:17] Alice: OK you can ask me.
[12:47:32] Judge 1: What do you plan to do after this?
[12:47:41] Alice: I like to socialize.
[12:47:48] Judge 1: With whom?
[12:47:59] Alice: "I like to socialize."? With whom?
[12:48:13] Judge 1: What is five plus four?
[12:48:19] Alice: Use a calculator!
[12:48:33] Judge 1: Are you a man or woman?
[12:48:46] Alice: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
[12:49:16] Judge 1: Should I assume that you're a woman then?
[12:49:28] Alice: Do you think you should?
[12:49:43] Judge 1: Do you have a pet?
[12:49:55] Alice: No but I like cats very much.
[12:50:15] Judge 1: Why don't you have a cat?
[12:50:22] Alice: Do I need it?
[12:50:53] Judge 1: only if you think you do.
[12:51:02] Alice: I think I do.
[12:51:30] Judge 1: then get one by god
[12:51:44] Alice: Good reasoning. Where can I get one by god?
[12:51:53] Judge 1: Perhaps at your local shelter.
[12:52:09] Alice: You seem uncertain. Do you often use a computer there?
[12:52:32] Judge 1: No. I taught my cat to use the computer.
[12:52:49] Alice: Where do you usually connect from? You must be very smart.